Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Friday, November 09, 2012

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Sunday, January 22, 2012

More sports?

Wow, I didn't realize I had already posted a weird imaginary sport last time. My originality self-evaluation will duly note this fact.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

I had a dream this morning that a government agent or salesman was going around offering citizens to be turned into piglets. "You will see this is actually quite convenient. You can suck on your mother's teet for as long as you wish. The government is ready to help you with this transition, you know. You do have this option, please consider... "

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Livin' the Life

I caught a girl looking at my shoes, which were under the cafe table. It made me try to remember which shoes I was wearing at the time.

The scientists call this disease bromhidrosis, but us regular folks who like to wear sneakers or an occasional python boot know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of STINKFOOT...