Death Valley

Synergy

I had a dream this morning that a government agent or salesman was going around offering citizens to be turned into piglets. "You will see this is actually quite convenient. You can suck on your mother's teet for as long as you wish. The government is ready to help you with this transition, you know. You do have this option, please consider... "

Livin' the Life

I caught a girl looking at my shoes, which were under the cafe table. It made me try to remember which shoes I was wearing at the time.

The scientists call this disease bromhidrosis, but us regular folks who like to wear sneakers or an occasional python boot know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of STINKFOOT...

Cat in the boots

Smurves

lol

Felicia

♥

WONDERCON 2011

Ok. WONDERCON is this Friday. Thanks to Ben we have a table and even a map to get there. And we will be signing SKETCHBOOKS. Which means EVERY SKETCHBOOK sold gets a sketch from each of us; or at least that's what we try to do. So STOP BY!

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ORIGINALS FOR SALE!!!

I am selling my russian fairytale watercolors. THE ORIGINALS!
The price is $250 each sheet, except for the one with the two girls facing each other, which is $286.
If you know somebody who might be interested please help me out by passing the word.
Also I was wondering if one of my friends might put a link up on facebook. Thanks guys!
If you are interested please let me know at konstantin.pogorelov@gmail.com

To the Gods of videogame industry

Space

Yes! This year's "Collection" is coming out April 15th! It's a $100 value but the price is only 10 DOLLARS! No, wait, $9.99 !!!

Also... I'm sorry about this but I HATE YOU, STUPID ACROBAT!!! I HATE YOU!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!



WHO WANTS A PROGRAM THAT SLOWS YOUR COMPUTER TO A CRAWL, JUST SO YOU COULD "VIEW" A FREAKING FILE!!!! IT has a HAND TOOL AND A ZOOM!!!! SO MUCH MEMORY DEDICATED JUST TO PREVENT YOU FROM DOING ANYTHING WITH THE FILES OTHER THEN VIEWING THEM ( in between sessions of watching the grass grow ) !!! AAAAAAAGHHHH
Oh, and of course it only opens PDFs. I UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE, OK>? I just think that it's a paranoid attitude. And the idea of some business jerk about how to make things "more professional". I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, DICKHEAD, PROFESSIONALS would just use a format that is MOST USEFUL and EASY TO WORK ON or work with or whatever. Like PNG or JPEG or PSD. And rich text for documents. Oh, you want to combine multiple files? WHAT THE HELL FOR??!! YOU CAN JUST DRAG SELECT ANYTHING FOR PRINT and if you really must view it like a book theres BRIDGE and window views and things like that. not to mention that you can just maximize the window and look at the thumbnails.

Sorry about this stupid rant.

HOT!!!

Yeaaaaaahhh... thats right.

SPRING 2011

Erised

noisired


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