I had a dream this morning that a government agent or salesman was going around offering citizens to be turned into piglets. "You will see this is actually quite convenient. You can suck on your mother's teet for as long as you wish. The government is ready to help you with this transition, you know. You do have this option, please consider... "

Livin' the Life

I caught a girl looking at my shoes, which were under the cafe table. It made me try to remember which shoes I was wearing at the time.

The scientists call this disease bromhidrosis, but us regular folks who like to wear sneakers or an occasional python boot know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of STINKFOOT...

Cat in the boots

Smurves